| ATKINS DIET GOES HORRIBLY WRONG IN HOLLYWOOD. |
[Mar. 3rd, 2004|08:33 am] |
 OPRAH WANTS TO BITE NICOLE KIDMAN'S BOOB.
 LAURA FLYNN BOYLE STEADYS CHRISTINA APPLEGATE WITH HER TOOTHPICK ARMS SO SHE CAN BITE CHRISTINA'S WATTLES.
 IS LARRY KING THE MONSTER FROM 'ALIEN'? WILL HIS WIFE BITE THROUGH HIS FOREHEAD TO REACH HIS SHRIVELED BRAIN?
 THE LAST THING THIS PHOTOGRAPHER SAW BEFORE BEING EATEN WHOLE.
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ok what's fucked up is that the queer eye guy is the most normal-looking of the bunch.
lara flynn boyle needs to eat food more than once a year. | |