July 13th, 2004

toothybear

stating the stupidly obvious

1. "Velouria" by the Pixies is an art song worthy of Shubert.
2. Octave One makes some of the best damn techno tracks ever that conform to the classic mold: simple, driving beats, loopy synth vamps, heartbreaking synth-string chords.
toothybear

How they say that they walk my stuffed churritos?

Have you ever wondered what your favorite celebrities would look like if they were achondroplastic dwarfs?

In English

HALLE BERRY


EDIT: It pays to check out the english translations from Google of that site. Apparently the guy writes in highly idiomatic Spanish, and the machine translator comes up with howlers like "The life of the dwarf Damián Olmedo, the creator of the tango gay, in a report that will make you shake the otter."