February 22nd, 2005


Cruel Words to live by

Let me say in advance that this post is mean-spirited and uncontaminated by the milk of human kindness. You have been warned.

If you're in India, Pakistan, or Bangla Desh, avoid the ferries. Doesn't it seem like a ferry is sinking, or a train derailing, or something, way too often in that part of the world?

Sure, booze, psychotropic drugs, and guns look cool together, but how safe are they really?

If you're banging your niece on the downlow, and let her tie you up, cut off your penis, and flush it down the toilet -- hey, it's over. The wife's going to find out.

Will Smith? Why God Why? After establishing himself in his early career as one of the proverbial sucker MCs, then being in one of the most cringeworthy Sitcoms EVAR, Will Smith is now Box Office Gold. Which proves once again that not only do most people have bad breath, they also have bad taste.

Bite the beats they hand you

Lucas (ramunedrinkage) has expropriated my Korg ER-1. No good can come of this!

But seriously, he's been programming patterns that I wouldn't have ever come up with, and playing guitar with it. Interesting to watch someone who is musical find their own way on the box.