April 1st, 2007


Fuck April Fools

April 1st is a day I dread trying to read the news. It's not enough that the news media is full of lies and distortion, and that modern reality is its own instant parody, now we have an onslaught of people trying to be funny and make shit up to fool people?

I haven't read a single April Fools new item that was actually funny. Leading the onslaught, Google is claiming to have free broadband kits you connect by flushing fiber-optic cable down the toilet. Eh whatever, STFU.