April 15th, 2007

toothybear

stealin the wireless

So I'm with Lucas visiting Earlham College, in Richmond Indiana, and I absolutely positively had to send an email to my boss, and the wireless at the motel is fux0red. So I decided to go war driving. I found a sweet open G wifi hookup on main street in downtown richmond -- which is dead as a graveyard on a saturday night. But my battery gave out.

So the only place open on sunday night on main street is this bar with a palm tree spraypainted on the door. I go in and order a beer and ask for an outlet to use. So I'm hooked up, and now a woman bartender is dancing on the bar for tips. I of course hook her up with a couple of singles and get the e-mail off to my boss. And had a couple of Amber Bock draws at $1.50 per. And watched her dance to "Life During Wartime" by talking heads.

Surreal much?