|Don't ask why I was googling for this...
||[May. 23rd, 2007|09:26 am]
... I was googling this in reference to a relatively serious discussion, but it's not like you'd believe that.|
Anyway i give you Jorgensen Precision Ejaculator
"Accu-Jack promises to set the standard for all future ejaculators. The control box has the newest electronics and features both automatic and manual settings."
I can't even figure out what the hell it does, but it is impressive. AC Mains supply -- no wall wart for this puppy!