December 21st, 2007


Our Northern Friends' Awesome PM

"I met the Dalai Lama in my office but I meet everyone in my office. I don't know why I would sneak off to a hotel room just to meet the Dalai Lama. You know, he's not a call girl," Harper told OMNI television.

Indeed. Neither is he a Cop, Sailor, Indian Chief, Leather Boy, Hard Hat, or Cowboy.

Or Posh, Baby, Scary, Ginger, or Sporty

Or a Cheeky Girl, Nor a sick guy with an NG Tube

What is your favorite thing the Dalai Lama is Not?