January 4th, 2008

toothybear

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This is the sort of thing I normally avoid but tomihime did it and the results cracked me up.

In 2008, chaircrusher resolves to...
Overcome my secret fear of dorks.
Give some prances to charity.
Ask my boss for a remorse.
Volunteer to spend time with dickheads.
Apply for a new orangina.
Eat more fucktards.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions: