January 27th, 2008


Hee Hee Hilarious Hillary

I'm not going to say much about Obama's SC win, because there's 16384 other people blogging their brains out about it. I will say though, that the best description of the SC race came from a Wonkette commenter who said she got "beat like a rented mule."

And now Edward Kennedy is endorsing him. Poor Hillary, I imagine she's fuming in her castle, getting ready to send out her flying monkeys. While Bill is snorting cheese fries off the belly of a hooker with Peaches' "Fuck The Pain Away" playing on repeat..

I know that's mean and unfair, but the Clintons are playing the race card like Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond. It's all carefully coded, and they'll deny it if you ask them about it, but these are the most astute Machiavellian politicians of their age, and they're doing it on purpose. Fuck them.