April 2nd, 2008


An insanely tortured Cable News Metaphor ...

... is a thing of motherfucking beauty.

Some talking head on MSNBC just said that Harold Ickes (a prominent Clinton supporter and surrogate who leads the Obama-bashers) is Jeff Gillooly to Clinton's Tonya Harding. Which implies that Obama is Nancy Kerrigan. I am in awe. Of course, Gillooly didn't personally kneecap Nancy Kerrigan, but whatever.


Hillary big among ... deluded morons and racist old coots?

Some choice quotes from Pennsylvania

'"I like her backup man," said retired machinist Ronald Duser, referring to former President Bill Clinton. "And her family's from Scranton. She seems to be an honest person, just like my wife."

Of Obama, Duser said: "I'm not crazy about voting for a colored guy, but that's not why I don't support Obama. I'm not prejudiced. I just like Hillary."

A couple tables over, Jean Fetterman, a foster grandparent, said of Clinton: "Oh, I love her. She's a very intelligent person, and she has her husband who went through this."

She scoffs at the idea of voting for Obama: "I don't want to be a Muslim!" She looks dubious when told Obama is Christian. "Then why did he go see what's-his-name over in Iraq, that Lama?"'