January 4th, 2009

toothybear

all i got to say is sham fucking wow

most of you have better things to do than to watch tv, but i'm stuck in the hospital. so i'm a huge fan of the shamwow ad guy. they've tried gladhanding smoothies like ron popeil, they've tried yellers like billy mays, now they have this guy.

he is awesome. he actually sells you while embodying dishonesty. his persona is like a fucking three card monty dealer. i actually look forward to these commercials.