Maladjustment G. Befouling
Schmaltzy B. Jansen
Confrontational B. Bullring
Theocritus Q. Tawdriness
Underestimating C. Valentino
Mongoloid R. Adventuresses
Detergents O. Manhattan
Turgidity K. Refinishes
They just go on and on. People even have Spam Name Generators but they aren't as good as the ones found in the wild.