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[Sep. 8th, 2006|04:04 pm]
Okrzyki, przyjaciel!
I'm not a Christian, but I am an admirer of the New Testament. Aside from all that 'I'M GOD!' stuff, I'm pretty much on the same page with Jesus. I respect Christians, in general, at least the ones who radiate a love for the rest of humanity that I can't match.

Jesus, obviously, would hand off the ball if another guy was open. But what the hell kind of kid tries to tackle Jesus?

Spooky crowned Jesus head in space. *shudder*

Again with the giant head of Jesus floating in space. Jesus could sneeze and take out the whole Middle East. What's up with the moon and nebulas right by earth? That can't be good.

Here he is, suffering the little children to come unto him. As imagined by a third rate Leroy Niemann wannabe.

No doubt 9/11 bummed Jesus out, but this picture is pure WTF...

I highly recommend Heavenly Images, where some guy has managed to build an Internet business on a love of Jesus, rudimentary knowledge of Photoshop, and an un-erring eye for kitsch. The picture above is his 'Darker Jesus,' and I guess it's illustrating who they think the target demo comprises.

Everone's first Jesus is special. This is the Jesus I remember from going to Mormon Church when I was litte. This Jesus is pretty WASP-y. He looks like Matthew McConnaughy, and pretty much every guy that ever got cast in Community Theatre versions of "Godspell."

[User Picture]From: bdu
2006-09-08 09:14 pm (UTC)
But what the hell kind of kid tries to tackle Jesus?

The best kind!

Also, your childhood LDS jesus isn't loading...
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[User Picture]From: chaircrusher
2006-09-08 09:16 pm (UTC)
Hit reload.
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[User Picture]From: bdu
2006-09-08 09:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I got it as soon as my reply finished coming up.
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[User Picture]From: curly
2006-09-08 10:56 pm (UTC)
our high school godspell jesus looked pretty jewish. dark curly hair and all.

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[User Picture]From: optic
2006-09-08 11:01 pm (UTC)
nice collection. thanks for the user image!
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[User Picture]From: speicus
2006-09-08 11:55 pm (UTC)
Wow, I didn't know you could combine space porn and Jesus porn. Something new every day!
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