So I was supposed to be playing at a music festival, but every time I set up somewhere, I'd start playing and they'd make me stop and go to another stage. Eventually I ended up in some sort of auditorium, but there was no cables to jack my laptop into, and I was looking around backstage, and all I could find was a cable with bare wires. So somehow I was laying down on some curtains backstage, and I stuck the bare wires in my mouth and was performing a cover of "Tanz Mit Laibach" by chewing on the wires. They told my my set was over, and when I went back on stage someone had stolen my laptop.
I don't know what that means except it's bad to watch the "Tanz Mit Laibach" video right before going to sleep.