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Appleton WI [Oct. 24th, 2006|11:08 pm]
Okrzyki, przyjaciel!
So we went to Appleton WI to visit Lawrence University, Lucas and I. We stayed at the cheapest hotel Orbitz had, and it was freaking awesome in so many ways:

1. Nothing says 'swank' like cigarette burns in the bedspread.
2. There were signs that said there was an indoor pool. Apparently, a complete lie -- we walked all around, and no pool.
3. Night clerk -- very nice lady with literally, one tooth that stuck waaay out. Now it's not nice to make fun of people for their personal appearance -- Lord knows I'm no John Cameron Swayze -- but this woman could have been Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's sister.
4. This curious decoration out front.

Seriously worth clicking through to the bigger image just to get the full impact. What you're looking at is a dusty fountain of some sort with cherubs, surrounded by bare dirt, in which there is a square trench. In the square trench there are

a) Artificial flowers planted in the dirt
b) clumps of dead grass or possibly straw
c) cigarette butts



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From: elkay
2006-10-25 11:29 am (UTC)
Wow. That's special. So how was Lawrence University?
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