Okrzyki, przyjaciel! (chaircrusher) wrote,
Okrzyki, przyjaciel!

Appleton WI

So we went to Appleton WI to visit Lawrence University, Lucas and I. We stayed at the cheapest hotel Orbitz had, and it was freaking awesome in so many ways:

1. Nothing says 'swank' like cigarette burns in the bedspread.
2. There were signs that said there was an indoor pool. Apparently, a complete lie -- we walked all around, and no pool.
3. Night clerk -- very nice lady with literally, one tooth that stuck waaay out. Now it's not nice to make fun of people for their personal appearance -- Lord knows I'm no John Cameron Swayze -- but this woman could have been Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's sister.
4. This curious decoration out front.

Seriously worth clicking through to the bigger image just to get the full impact. What you're looking at is a dusty fountain of some sort with cherubs, surrounded by bare dirt, in which there is a square trench. In the square trench there are

a) Artificial flowers planted in the dirt
b) clumps of dead grass or possibly straw
c) cigarette butts

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