Okrzyki, przyjaciel! (chaircrusher) wrote,
Okrzyki, przyjaciel!

Don't ask why I was googling for this...

... I was googling this in reference to a relatively serious discussion, but it's not like you'd believe that.

Anyway i give you Jorgensen Precision Ejaculator

"Accu-Jack promises to set the standard for all future ejaculators. The control box has the newest electronics and features both automatic and manual settings."

I can't even figure out what the hell it does, but it is impressive. AC Mains supply -- no wall wart for this puppy!
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