|and in Celebrity News ...
||[Apr. 11th, 2008|08:47 am]
Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn call off divorce|
Sean Penn has had a couple of rough years. His movies haven't done that well, and his boat broke down when he was trying to rescue people from Katrina. His political activism hasn't endeared him to even the people who should nominally agree with his positions.
But now he's finally done something colossally right -- he's patched things up with Robin Wright Penn. I don't know the particulars of their tribulations, and really it's none of our business. But in my fertile imagination I imagine the ghost of Andre The Giant appearing to Penn in a holocaust robe, saying "DUDE! You're married to Princess Buttercup!"