Okrzyki, przyjaciel! (chaircrusher) wrote,
Okrzyki, przyjaciel!

Good ol dumb lazy bald Fred.

Fred Thompson likes paragraphs comprising one short sentence

How anyone can think Fred Thompson is anything but a buffoon is beyond me, but at least he was your best entertainment value last night. The text of his speech looks like someone was writing a haiku and thought it should take ten minutes to read. By the way, the reason I was looking is I wanted the exact quote where he implies Barack Obama doesn't care about infanticide: "And we need a President who doesn't think that the protection of the unborn or a newly born baby is above his pay grade."

Here is my unfair edit, taking out everything that isn't a short sentence. Extra points for sentences containing no verbs:

Sound like anyone else we know?
It's a story about character.
The tradition continues.
John's flight suit caught fire.
He was hit by shrapnel.
John replied that, yes, he was.
The young sailor said, "Thank God"... and then he died.
20 planes were destroyed.
134 sailors died.
Stepping up.
Putting his "Country First."
An angry mob got to him.
A rifle butt broke his shoulder.
John McCain said "No".
He persevered.
John McCain refused.
They were right.
It was.
And now we are winning.
We balanced the budget.
And big talkers.
It still has.
Some were not.
This is not reform.
Our country is calling.
John McCain cannot raise his arms above his shoulders.
And we salute him.

What is it with old bald Republicans and their trophy wives?
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