I've only been working here since January 6th, 2003, so it's about effing time I got my ID. If for no other reason than that it gets me a discount at the cafeteria.
I also get to go to orientation and figure out my health care (finally) on the 2nd of September. 9 months after starting here. I won't go into the whole long, drawn-out BS that cost me a ton of money paying for my family's health insurance while lower level University Bureaucrats held up my appointment. But I hope there's an afterlife, just so that there can be a special ring of hell reserved for those fuckos.