Okrzyki, przyjaciel! (chaircrusher) wrote,
Okrzyki, przyjaciel!

Family Reunion

This was kind of a rough family reunion, what with my cousin’s son dying 2 weeks before the reunion. It was mostly what a reunion should be, modulo occasional breakouts of tears, though I think it was net positive for my cousin, because grief shared is a little easier.

My favorite moment was pretty much entirely inappropriate. I was talking to my cousin’s husband and said “I’ve known J_ all her life. I used to change her diapers.” He replied “you saw my wife naked before I did?” and without thinking I said “yeah, but she had poop all over her butt.”

Fun facts from the Worsley reunion:

  1. 2nd cousin once removed Sven, 11, made his comedy debut at the talent show, and he was so uncomfortable and covered in flop sweat, it was like Albert Brooks wrote a routine for Andy Kaufman.
  2. 2nd cousin (o.r.) Hunter is going to be a huge pop star. She’s 14, beautiful, sings like an angel, and is a born performer.
  3. Cousin Melissa is Toodee on Yo Gabba Gabba! How cool is that?
  4. If you’re not used to riding horses, cantering kinda smarts in the nether regions.


Originally published at Do My Eyes Look Scary?. You can comment here or there.

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